Malcolm has a secret: he's not entirely human. Everybody else seems to think it's a blessing, but he knows he's cursed. And he knows he deserves to be cursed.
Banner image by Britt Sabo. 31457 words; reading time 105 min. 2017/04/25
Malcolm's bit of solo experimentation with bondage has gone horribly wrong. To his horror, coworker Clara appears to rescue him. Clara decides to demand answers
to a few questions before setting him free. 3783 words; reading time 13 min. 2015/04/08
Malcolm's first date with Clara, and his first time doing a lot of things. He's as nervous as he ever gets, not that he's admitting it. 4331 words; reading
time 15 min. 2015/08/16
Malcolm should have known better than to tell Clara about his fantasies, because she's exactly the kind of woman who takes them as a challenge. Now he has
to get through a day in Whitehall. 3854 words; reading time 13 min. 2015/05/16
Malcolm is returning to London from self-imposed exile on a remote island, but a storm has delayed the ferry. To his annoyance, somebody else is also stuck
waiting for the same ferry. She had better not be a reporter. 7788 words; reading time 26 min. 2015/01/18
Malcolm Tucker's second life aboard the TARDIS isn't all about smashing oppressive states. Sometimes it's about sex pollen in canisters. 1456 words; reading
time 5 min. 2015/12/27
They're in their right minds again, and Clara wants to do it again. Malcolm wants to as well, but he wants things he's afraid to admit. 6850 words; reading
time 23 min. 2016/06/24
Glen Cullen goes postal at last, and lamps Malcolm with a lamp. To everyone's surprise, when Malcolm comes to, he can't remember the last decade. Or being
with Jamie. 3483 words; reading time 12 min. 2016/02/14
Submission. Self-abnegation. A million big words that Malcolm might use when he was forced to talk about it. Jamie had other words, simpler ones. Malcolm belonged
to him. 1190 words; reading time 4 min. 2016/01/16
A night of celebration, a night of fighting in an elevator, a good night. With a bottle of champagne that survives more abuse than it deserves. 1179 words;
reading time 4 min. 2015/07/29
Julius has an angry, tired Malcolm on his hands-- over-tired, hungry, out-of-control. Fortunately they have a ritual that helps in these cases. 22130 words;
reading time 74 min. 2017/04/06
The Doctor snatches Malcolm Tucker off the street before he makes his way to the Goolding inquiry hearing. Why? Fucked if Malcolm knows. Something to do with
the copies of their shared face scattered across the universe. But while they're figuring that out, they've got a lot of time to fill. 1290 words; reading
time 5 min. 2016/03/31