The Thick of It

Malcolm Tucker swears at idiot politicians. And is the architect of his own doom.

26 stories.

 
Blessedgen general
Malcolm has a secret: he's not entirely human. Everybody else seems to think it's a blessing, but he knows he's cursed. And he knows he deserves to be cursed. Banner image by Britt Sabo.
31457 words; reading time 105 min. 2017/04/25
OkayMalcolm/Clara mature
Clara has some news for Malcolm. Malcolm takes it in his stride. His penuin-run stride, to be specific.
15009 words; reading time 51 min. 2017/04/07
Owned 1: OwnedMalcolm/Clara adult
Malcolm's bit of solo experimentation with bondage has gone horribly wrong. To his horror, coworker Clara appears to rescue him. Clara decides to demand answers to a few questions before setting him free.
3783 words; reading time 13 min. 2015/04/08
Owned 2: ComplicatedMalcolm/Clara adult
Malcolm's first date with Clara, and his first time doing a lot of things. He's as nervous as he ever gets, not that he's admitting it.
4331 words; reading time 15 min. 2015/08/16
Owned 3: Rope MarksMalcolm/Clara adult
Friday night is date night. Also the night when Clara introduces Malcolm to new things.
6017 words; reading time 21 min. 2015/06/06
Owned 4: A Day at the OfficeMalcolm/Clara adult
Malcolm should have known better than to tell Clara about his fantasies, because she's exactly the kind of woman who takes them as a challenge. Now he has to get through a day in Whitehall.
3854 words; reading time 13 min. 2015/05/16
Owned 5: Two Lit FusesMalcolm/Clara adult
Malcolm's been waiting for this night all week. It doesn't go as planned.
4595 words; reading time 16 min. 2015/04/19
Owned 6: TokensMalcolm/Clara mature
The morning after: Clara persuades Malcolm to take a holiday. He isn't sure how to do those.
4357 words; reading time 15 min. 2015/05/09
Owned 7: NeverMalcolm/Clara adult
Holiday mornings, with coffee and croissants and a man wearing her tag.
2533 words; reading time 9 min. 2015/07/12
Owned 9: Brutal MagicMalcolm/Clara adult
The second time Clara spanked him, it was at Malcolm's request.
2251 words; reading time 8 min. 2016/05/14
Owned 8: StorytellingMalcolm/Clara adult
Clara sets some boundaries; Malcolm is forced to do some thinking.
4253 words; reading time 15 min. 2015/10/30
Owned 10: Made to MeasureMalcolm/Clara mature
Clara thinks Malcolm's suits are terrible and does something about it.
2507 words; reading time 9 min. 2016/05/14
Traveling HopefullyMalcolm/Clara adult
Malcolm is returning to London from self-imposed exile on a remote island, but a storm has delayed the ferry. To his annoyance, somebody else is also stuck waiting for the same ferry. She had better not be a reporter.
7788 words; reading time 26 min. 2015/01/18
Morning Eviscerations Malcolm/Clara mature
Malcolm doesn't do things in a sensible order.
182 words; reading time 1 min. 2015/05/13
Not Half Weird Malcolm/Clara mature
Clara has to break some news to Malcolm.
794 words; reading time 3 min. 2015/05/13
Couldn't be helpedMalcolm/Clara mature
Malcolm Tucker's second life aboard the TARDIS isn't all about smashing oppressive states. Sometimes it's about sex pollen in canisters.
1456 words; reading time 5 min. 2015/12/27
Second LifeMalcolm/Clara mature
They're in their right minds again, and Clara wants to do it again. Malcolm wants to as well, but he wants things he's afraid to admit.
6850 words; reading time 23 min. 2016/06/24
Lamped with a lamp Malcolm/Jamie mature
Glen Cullen goes postal at last, and lamps Malcolm with a lamp. To everyone's surprise, when Malcolm comes to, he can't remember the last decade. Or being with Jamie.
3483 words; reading time 12 min. 2016/02/14
Mouthy Marshmallow Malcolm/Jamie mature
Malcolm attempts to cope with a reminder of mortality. Jamie has an entirely different way of coping
3898 words; reading time 13 min. 2016/09/03
ObliterationMalcolm/Jamie mature
Submission. Self-abnegation. A million big words that Malcolm might use when he was forced to talk about it. Jamie had other words, simpler ones. Malcolm belonged to him.
1190 words; reading time 4 min. 2016/01/16
A Bottle of Pol Roger to the Cheek Malcolm/Jamie mature
A night of celebration, a night of fighting in an elevator, a good night. With a bottle of champagne that survives more abuse than it deserves.
1179 words; reading time 4 min. 2015/07/29
Courtship Malcolm/Julius mature
Julius takes care of Malcolm.
349 words; reading time 2 min. 2016/05/08
Dire StraitsMalcolm/Julius mature
Julius has an angry, tired Malcolm on his hands-- over-tired, hungry, out-of-control. Fortunately they have a ritual that helps in these cases.
22130 words; reading time 74 min. 2017/04/06
Maybe Tonight Malcolm/Sam general
Perhaps now he dares.
742 words; reading time 3 min. 2016/12/03
UndoneMalcolm/Sam mature
Another fake crisis, another late night, another pointless self-immolation. Malcolm wants to be done.
4063 words; reading time 14 min. 2017/06/06
Pieced TogetherMalcolm/Twelve mature
The Doctor snatches Malcolm Tucker off the street before he makes his way to the Goolding inquiry hearing. Why? Fucked if Malcolm knows. Something to do with the copies of their shared face scattered across the universe. But while they're figuring that out, they've got a lot of time to fill.
1290 words; reading time 5 min. 2016/03/31